The Wilderness II

So our second wilderness trip was definetely not as fun as our first one, but it was still very fun. Jaden told us he knew a cool place that there was to take pictures, but it definately was not as fun as our first one. We drove clear up the mountains and stopped at a couple places. Shannon almost fell off of the edge of the fence and into the abyss of the canyon, but she didn't. Then we took pictures on the bridge. All of the boys were a christian boy band. It was so funny. There name was Bethlehem Bridge ha ha. It was a pretty fun trip, must admit.

In the Wilderness

Oh boy. So me and Shan and Sam the Boy decided that we needed to go to the mountains and take pictures. Well...me and shan decided and then we saw Sam walking down the road and we picked him up and took him with us. it was a blast. We just drove until we saw this little trail, and we stopped and walked pretty far up, taking pictures the whole time.

After a while, we did realize that Monday was a stupid day to go because it was the day we had off of school so everyone could go hunting....yeah. About four trucks full of men in orange vests drove past us. and Shannon was wearing a fur vest....ya not too smart of us. But we did get a ton of really cool pictures and we had so much fun!

Our Trip to the North

This last Friday was the beginning of a great adventure for Shannon, Jaden, and I. We left on our journey very late at night, 11:00. Crazy, we know. Plus I was driving and I was so scared that I was going to crash us and we would all die in a gulf of firey flames. But we didn't. But we did have some fairly interesting conversation...mainly about Shans crazy freaking childhood. Let me tell you something...she is a nut. At about two in the morning, Shan had to go to the bathroom, so luckily, we were right in my pride land! So we stopped at my home and woke up my sisters and my mother. My little sisters had made a work-out movie, and oh my goodness. It was freaking hillarious. I'm going to try to get a copy of it and put it on here so everyone can enjoy. We ended up getting to Shannon's house in Lehi at like 3:30 in the morning or something. And you think that we would be so exhausted that we would just hit the sack and sleep all freaking day. But no. We didn't. Well...lie, Jaden did. But me and Shan had to sleep in the basem

ent in the Chuck Whore bed which was freaking scary!!!! We would be laying totally still, and then the headboard would start banging against the wall, and we would hear like water in the walls. SO SO scary. We just basically stayed up until 4:30 laughing and being scared. Then, lovely Jaden decided it would be fun to call us at 7:30 in the morning and wake us up!!!! Dumb boy.

So on Saturday, we basically did a lot of things. We went to see some of Shans old friends. Her one friend has a cow nose ring and her other friends whole entire living room was covered, seriously covered, in dog hair. I thought Jaden was going to throw up. And that girl is in serious desperate need of a new bra...

After that we went to the Mayan to eat. It was so fun. Plus we got pictures with half-naked men. What could be better?

Then we went shopping at the Gateway because Shannon needed to find a new coat. Me and Jaden were in a competition to find Shan a coat first because whoever won got to be her best friend. I totally won. Kicked his trash is more like it. And i got a wicked cute scarf and hat.

And now it was time for Frightmares!!!!! The first ride we went on was the Jet Star. There was only three of us and you can only have two people per little...space thingy, so Shannon took one for the team and went with this HUGE guy in front of us named Curtis. Who screamed EXACTLY like a twelve year old girl. Hil-arious.

We went on Wicked, and I had my camera in my back pocket, and the seats are really deep, so i figured it would be okay. We got done with the ride, and i could still feel it in my back pocket, but when we got to the street-thingy, it was gone!!! It was very sad.

The definate most fun part of the whole entire trip was when we went on the SkyCoaster. It's like this huge swing. They strap you all in and then they take you like a zillion feet in the air and then let you drop. Oh my gosh. freaking scary. But after the initial free fall, it was probably one of the most fun things i have ever done.

Since it was Frightmares, we figured we'd better go to one of the haunted houses. After standing in line for about an hour, we got in. They gave us these 3D glasses. Seriously, one of the most trippy things i have ever done. All the wall popped out and you couldn't even see the people. Crazyness.

Oh and I won a carebare at one of the booths. Boo-ya. It like the size of a penny.

So at the end of the night, we went back to Wicked to see if they had found my camera. After about three retards told us that it wasn't there even without looking, this wonderful girl went over, and lo and behold, there was my camera. And guess what. It wasn't even scratched!!! Woot woot. I have a magical camera. Uh huh thats right.

On Sunday, we all went to my G-mas and she made us Chili Verde. And we colored in the coolest coloring books EVER. And we played pictionary. When Ali got there, we left and went to Mona to see Sam the Boy. He decided to come home with us, and so we had to squeeze three people in the back of my little tiny car. But we finally made it back to our wonderful home of Cedar.

And thus ends the story of our trip to the North.

How To Solve Your Roommate Problems

-Switch the sheets on your beds while she is at class
-Twitch a lot
-Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
-Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
-Become a subgenius.
-Inject her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
-Learn to levitate. When your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When she turns to look, fall back down and grin.
-Speak in toungues.
-Move your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything she owns to the ceiling.
-Walk and talk backwards.
-Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
-Recite entire movie scripts (such as "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man" "Casablanca," "MOnty Python,""Princess Bride") almost inaudibly.
-Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. In your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance class (or hit her with the wrench).
-Collect all your urine in a small jug.
-Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get her to bring you food.
-Get a computer. Leave it on when you're not using it. Turn it off when you are.
-Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
-Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
-Collect dog poop in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate.
-Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry,demand that she reimburse you.
-Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances.
-Buy three loaves of stale bread. Gorwn mold in the closet.
-Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse her of stealing it.
-Whenever she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "didja ever wonder why..." Be creative.
-Put your mattress under your bed. Sleep down there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter "gotta save space" twenty times while twitching violently.
-Always flush the toilet three times.
-Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often.
-Cry a lot.
-If you get in before your roommate, go to sleep in her bed.
-Whenever you go to sleep, start jumping on your bed...do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling.
-If your roommate goes away for the weekend, change the locks.
-Whenever her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds and then hang up.
-Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act to it every night, act like you're holding it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm. Blame your roommate.
-Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.
-Let mice loose in her room.
-Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language.
-Eat a bag or marshmallows before you go to bed. The next day, spray three bottles of whipped cream all over you floor. Say you got sick.
-Hand stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by them, utter "You shouldn't have don that do me."
-Lick her while they are asleep.
-Dress in drag.
-Speak into a walkie talkie in trucker's term.
-Divide the floor into an 8 x 8 grid. Arrange piles or laundry, books, pizza boxes, etc. on the grid and tell your rooommate that you've turned the room into a chess game and not to move any of the piles.
-Cover one of your walls with Polaroids of fire hyrants from all over the city. Tell your roommate that you think you were a dog in a former life. Stare Lovingly at the hydrants and make frequent trips to the bathroom.
-Eat an entire bag of cheese curls at once. When you are finished, see how many times you can make orange finger prints from all of the cheese junk left on your fingers.
-Wear the most obnoxious orange hat that you can find. Convince your roommate and everybody else that if they don't wear an orange hat, they will be hit by stray bullets.
-Point west at 3:00 A.M. every night and yell, "It came from that way."
-Walk around in circles all the time. Complain that your turn signal is stuck.
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Funny Funny Names...

1. Your rock star name (first pet/current car): Max Scion
2. Your Gangsta star name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Rasberry Stilleto
3. Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal): Yellow Dog
4. Your Soap Opera Name (Middle name, city where you were born): Marie Payson
5. Your Star Wars Name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of you first name): Dun Sa
6. Superhero Name (second favorite color, favorite drink) Dr. Orange Pepper
7. Nascar Name (name of your grandfathers): Thomas Craig
8. TV Weather Anchor Name (fifth grade teachers last name, major city starting with the same letter) Simpson Seattle
9. Cartoon Name (favorite fruit, article of clothing you are wearing right now): Peach Vest
10. Spy Name (favorite season/holiday, favorite flower) Easter Lilly
11. Hippie Name (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Cereal Aspen

Chuck Mix

Today is the day that Popo and i made the most ah-mazing thing in the world. We made Chex Mix. But instead, we named in Chuck Mix, after, of course, the great Chuck Bass. Major Hottie, if i must say so myself. And basically now, my room is a total mess. There is powdered sugar everywhere and chocolate all over my computer desk. But is tastes SO GOOD! We were pretty pleased with ourselves. The best part is that we now have a new ritual, namely called the Chuck Mix Ritual. When making Chuck Mix, you are suppossed to have a ziplock bag to put the mix in and shake it so the sugary, chocolaty goodness is distributed evenly among all the chexes...but we didn't have a bag. So instead we used a tupperware bowl. but the lid didn't seal tight enough, so popo and i each had to hold a side of it and jump around like idiots singing out Chuck Mix song until evenly shook up. Thus, the forming of a new tradition. We also are going to make Chuck Mix on the finale of Gossip Girls. All are invited to attend.

The Girl on A200

The girl on A200 has to be one of the weirdest girls i have ever met. Her name is Popo, short for Popo the Idiot Puppet. She thinks that she has a chance with Chuck, but in truth, he is actually already mine. Me and Chuck are getting married soon and Popo is very very jealous. She can come to the wedding is she must, but she is not allowed to touch my dear Chuckie. NO TOUCHIE POPO!!! It is really too bad about poor Popo. She doesn't even realize that she looks posessed in this picture. Poor Popo. And it is too bad because my lips look Ah-Mazing in this picture. More for chuckie to love...Sorry Popo. I guess you will just have to stick to that one boy....whats his name....he he just kidding i wouldn't say it. I guess it's alright that poor Popo is all alone without Chuckie, because Popo has her dear friend bAgel. Lucky Popo!

(Shannon your a freak!!!! lol you dork.)(oh and sorry to all those who don't get this....ask for an explanation and i'll try to explain the insanity that is begal and popo to you...prepare to have your minds blown.)

Thumbelina

Wouldn't it be so cool to be a miniature person? Thumbelina has it pretty good. She was born in a flower. A freaking flower. Thats pretty awesome. Plus all of the animals in her little farm can talk to her and dance. I always wanted to be able to talk to animals. That would be so cool, don't you think? Thumbelina also has amazing hair, although it's fake. Doesn't matter to me because i would have fake cartoon hair over the hair i've got any day. The one thing that does bother me about thumbelina is that she was born as an adult. I would not want to be born as an adult because i would just rather be six years old for the rest of my life, and it would suck to miss being six or whatever. I do not enjoy the frog on thumbelina though. He is freaking scary. Did not enjoy that part of the movie.

I don't think its fair that all of the girls on cartoons find princess though. It irritates me, well i guess it just irritates me today, because i apparently am having issues in the department of princess. But i am not going to dwell in self pity....lol that sounded funny.

Oh my goodness i would love to be able to ride a bumble bee or a butterfly. Can you imagine how cool it would be to fly around on a bug. Totally awesome. Sorry about the randomness. I'm watching Thumbelina right now...

So i have become totally addicted to this website called polyvore.com. You basically get on there and make clothing sets. It is so much fun. But it makes me depressed because i just want to buy all of the clothes that are on there. But in order to do that i would have to find a job...

Man that little fairy Cornelius is a forward little bugger. He flys right into thumbelina's house and cuts up her book. Then he takes her for a ride on his bumble bee and sings her a song telling her he wants to be her only love. I would be like....um.....what was your name again? Ha ha maybe that my issue with the whole not finding a prince thing...lol.

So my dear little sis Emily came and stayed the weekend with me. We had so much fun!!! The first day we gave my roommate a full on make over. It was freaking fun. That night we went and worked at the haunted hospital. Scary scary scary. Emily just about died. Saturday we went to St. George and watched my cousin Erik perform in the parade. We played appled to apples at their house after and watched Run, Fat Boy, Run. Pretty good show if i must say so myself. Last night we went to each at ...don't remember what it's called, all i can think of is Barry's, lol.....and then we went and saw Igor. That is a freaking weird movie. I liked it, but it was really weird. Just so-so i would say.

Tomorrow i have a test on the Greek alphabet, the ten founders, and the creed of Alpha Phi. I am very nervous because i really haven't studied....actually not at all....lol. i'm a slacker. I need to do that tonight.

So i bought the most awesome shoes the otherday. I got them for five bucks at payless. They are knee-high, pointy-toed, zip-up snake skin boots. they are freaking sexy for sure.

Anyway i am going to study now. bye bye