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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

MUSIC THINGY!!!!

RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle.
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song down no matter how silly it sounds.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.

Whats your waking up in the morning song?
-Somebody's Somebody--Christina Aguilera
[oh how i wish ha ha]

If someone says, "Is this okay?," you say?
-Baba--Alanis Morissette
[what can i say, i miss being a baby?...]

How would you describe yourself?
-Something Happened--Phil Collins
[something definatly happened. and no, noone dropped me on my head as a baby]

What do you like in a guy?
-Peace Train--Sam Harris

How do you feel today?
-Yours To Hold--Skillet
[this should've been the other day, i was all needy]

What is your life's purpose?
-Sugar, We're Going Down--Fall Out Boy
[ha ha]

What is your motto?
-Velocity Girl--Snow Patrol
[oh my gosh i am full of velocity!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh]

What do your friends think of you?
-The Fool In The Tavern--Peter Breinholt and Big Parade
[bahaha probably so so true]

What do you think of your parents?
-I'd Do It All Again--Sam Harris

What do you think about often?
-Life of a Salesman--Yellowcard
[i am deeply facinated by salesmen...]

Who do you love?
-If I Could Fall In Love--Lenny Kravitz
[if only, if only]

What is your passion?
-Comfortable--John Mayer
[i do love to be comfortable]

What do you think about at night?
-You're My Flavor--Lenny Kravitz
[oh baby, oh baby]

What do you think of your best friend?
-Drive This Road--Peter Breinholt

What do you think of the person you like?
-Freedom--Wham!
[he he he]

What is you biggest weakness?
-Someday We'll Know--Mandy Moore and Johnathan Freeman
[YOU"LL NEVER KNOW!!!]

What makes you attractive?
-Strong Enough--Sheryl Crow
[i'm freaking strong enough.]

What is your life story?
-Still Holding On--Martina McBride

What do you want to be when you grow up?
-You Oughta Know--Alanis Morissette
[you SHOULD know. psh]

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
-Who Needs Sleep?--Barenaked Ladies
[bahaha]

What will you dance to at your wedding?
-In Too Deep--Genesis
[obviously]

What will they play at your funeral?
-Don't Let Him Steal Yours Heart Away--Phil Collins
[i think it will be too late...]

What is your hobby/interest?
-Sing My Best--Plain White T's
[so true!]

What is your biggest fear?
-Here I Go Impossible Again--Erasure
[nothing is impossible for me]

What is your biggest secret?
-Revenge--Plain White T's
[REVENGE! mwhahahaha!]

What do you think of your friends?
-Where is the Love?--Celine Dion
[so sadly true]

Whats your sex song?
-Big, Blong, And Beautiful--Queen Latifah

What do you believe?
-Yesterday--The Beatles
[i do believe in yesterday, i was there]

What will you post this as?
-Let Me--Rihanna
[heck just LET ME POST THIS!]

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Just In Case You Were Wondering

SOOOO i was on facebook and my friend from high school named Kim just put on the pictures from our orchestra tour and i was just so so happy because i forgot all about it. So here are some of the pictures.

SO basically my favorite picture is the one of the bird on the beach. Me and kim found that bird and decided to follow it so see where it was going....which was no where. At all. It just walked and walked and walked. What a lame-o bird. We were pretty mad. But there was nothing else to do on that beach because the water was so so so cold. And that hat that is on kims head is so so wonderful. Seriously has to be the best hat in the world. We saw that and laughted so so so hard. Just in case you were wondering.


Right now i should be doing homework and studying for my finals, which are next week. But i'm obviously not. i was earlier, but i don't think my brain can focus on math for one more second, so i'm talkin a break and watchin ellen. There was this cute little boy on there that was six and was a solar system expert. he had a lisp and was so so cute. Justi in case you were wondering.

I also cleaned my room today. About time. Just in case you were wondering.

Right now i'm slightly irritated because Jaden was supposed to be here twenty-six minutes ago. What a slacker. Just in case you were wondering.

I really have nothing more to say right now. Sorry this is a boring blog. I just figured i haden't done one in a long time. About time. Just in case you were wondering.

Monday, November 3, 2008

I need a good job.

My almost ex-roommate got this job at this place called primerica. So she was all like, come and get a job here! its so great they hire you on the spot and you don't have to be a sales person first! they just hire you as a manager right then and then people get to work under you!

So me, being naive and trusting, was like, sure honey! i'll join your cult.

So i went to an interview there just barely and guess what.

It is a cult.

No just kidding, its not a cult. its just some crazy pyramid scheme. crazy people work there and you have to sell stupid people life insurance.

But this does not solve my dilema of needing a new job, because let me tell you people, Opinion Resources is not my idea of a high, outstanding job. As i have said before, i work in the armpit of society.

But apparently, i think that this new job i might have taken if not for the wonderful world of the internet, is much worse than the armpit.

Maybe its like the butt.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The Wilderness II









































































So our second wilderness trip was definetely not as fun as our first one, but it was still very fun. Jaden told us he knew a cool place that there was to take pictures, but it definately was not as fun as our first one. We drove clear up the mountains and stopped at a couple places. Shannon almost fell off of the edge of the fence and into the abyss of the canyon, but she didn't. Then we took pictures on the bridge. All of the boys were a christian boy band. It was so funny. There name was Bethlehem Bridge ha ha. It was a pretty fun trip, must admit.















































In the Wilderness
























































Oh boy. So me and Shan and Sam the Boy decided that we needed to go to the mountains and take pictures. Well...me and shan decided and then we saw Sam walking down the road and we picked him up and took him with us. it was a blast. We just drove until we saw this little trail, and we stopped and walked pretty far up, taking pictures the whole time.




















After a while, we did realize that Monday was a stupid day to go because it was the day we had off of school so everyone could go hunting....yeah. About four trucks full of men in orange vests drove past us. and Shannon was wearing a fur vest....ya not too smart of us. But we did get a ton of really cool pictures and we had so much fun!










Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Our Trip to the North

















This last Friday was the beginning of a great adventure for Shannon, Jaden, and I. We left on our journey very late at night, 11:00. Crazy, we know. Plus I was driving and I was so scared that I was going to crash us and we would all die in a gulf of firey flames. But we didn't. But we did have some fairly interesting conversation...mainly about Shans crazy freaking childhood. Let me tell you something...she is a nut. At about two in the morning, Shan had to go to the bathroom, so luckily, we were right in my pride land! So we stopped at my home and woke up my sisters and my mother. My little sisters had made a work-out movie, and oh my goodness. It was freaking hillarious. I'm going to try to get a copy of it and put it on here so everyone can enjoy. We ended up getting to Shannon's house in Lehi at like 3:30 in the morning or something. And you think that we would be so exhausted that we would just hit the sack and sleep all freaking day. But no. We didn't. Well...lie, Jaden did. But me and Shan had to sleep in the basem

ent in the Chuck Whore bed which was freaking scary!!!! We would be laying totally still, and then the headboard would start banging against the wall, and we would hear like water in the walls. SO SO scary. We just basically stayed up until 4:30 laughing and being scared. Then, lovely Jaden decided it would be fun to call us at 7:30 in the morning and wake us up!!!! Dumb boy.






So on Saturday, we basically did a lot of things. We went to see some of Shans old friends. Her one friend has a cow nose ring and her other friends whole entire living room was covered, seriously covered, in dog hair. I thought Jaden was going to throw up. And that girl is in serious desperate need of a new bra...






After that we went to the Mayan to eat. It was so fun. Plus we got pictures with half-naked men. What could be better?







































Then we went shopping at the Gateway because Shannon needed to find a new coat. Me and Jaden were in a competition to find Shan a coat first because whoever won got to be her best friend. I totally won. Kicked his trash is more like it. And i got a wicked cute scarf and hat.




And now it was time for Frightmares!!!!! The first ride we went on was the Jet Star. There was only three of us and you can only have two people per little...space thingy, so Shannon took one for the team and went with this HUGE guy in front of us named Curtis. Who screamed EXACTLY like a twelve year old girl. Hil-arious.




We went on Wicked, and I had my camera in my back pocket, and the seats are really deep, so i figured it would be okay. We got done with the ride, and i could still feel it in my back pocket, but when we got to the street-thingy, it was gone!!! It was very sad.




The definate most fun part of the whole entire trip was when we went on the SkyCoaster. It's like this huge swing. They strap you all in and then they take you like a zillion feet in the air and then let you drop. Oh my gosh. freaking scary. But after the initial free fall, it was probably one of the most fun things i have ever done.




Since it was Frightmares, we figured we'd better go to one of the haunted houses. After standing in line for about an hour, we got in. They gave us these 3D glasses. Seriously, one of the most trippy things i have ever done. All the wall popped out and you couldn't even see the people. Crazyness.




Oh and I won a carebare at one of the booths. Boo-ya. It like the size of a penny.




So at the end of the night, we went back to Wicked to see if they had found my camera. After about three retards told us that it wasn't there even without looking, this wonderful girl went over, and lo and behold, there was my camera. And guess what. It wasn't even scratched!!! Woot woot. I have a magical camera. Uh huh thats right.




On Sunday, we all went to my G-mas and she made us Chili Verde. And we colored in the coolest coloring books EVER. And we played pictionary. When Ali got there, we left and went to Mona to see Sam the Boy. He decided to come home with us, and so we had to squeeze three people in the back of my little tiny car. But we finally made it back to our wonderful home of Cedar.




And thus ends the story of our trip to the North.


Thursday, October 16, 2008

How To Solve Your Roommate Problems

-Switch the sheets on your beds while she is at class
-Twitch a lot
-Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
-Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
-Become a subgenius.
-Inject her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
-Learn to levitate. When your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When she turns to look, fall back down and grin.
-Speak in toungues.
-Move your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything she owns to the ceiling.
-Walk and talk backwards.
-Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
-Recite entire movie scripts (such as "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man" "Casablanca," "MOnty Python,""Princess Bride") almost inaudibly.
-Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. In your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance class (or hit her with the wrench).
-Collect all your urine in a small jug.
-Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get her to bring you food.
-Get a computer. Leave it on when you're not using it. Turn it off when you are.
-Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
-Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
-Collect dog poop in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate.
-Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry,demand that she reimburse you.
-Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances.
-Buy three loaves of stale bread. Gorwn mold in the closet.
-Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse her of stealing it.
-Whenever she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "didja ever wonder why..." Be creative.
-Put your mattress under your bed. Sleep down there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter "gotta save space" twenty times while twitching violently.
-Always flush the toilet three times.
-Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often.
-Cry a lot.
-If you get in before your roommate, go to sleep in her bed.
-Whenever you go to sleep, start jumping on your bed...do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling.
-If your roommate goes away for the weekend, change the locks.
-Whenever her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds and then hang up.
-Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act to it every night, act like you're holding it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm. Blame your roommate.
-Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.
-Let mice loose in her room.
-Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language.
-Eat a bag or marshmallows before you go to bed. The next day, spray three bottles of whipped cream all over you floor. Say you got sick.
-Hand stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by them, utter "You shouldn't have don that do me."
-Lick her while they are asleep.
-Dress in drag.
-Speak into a walkie talkie in trucker's term.
-Divide the floor into an 8 x 8 grid. Arrange piles or laundry, books, pizza boxes, etc. on the grid and tell your rooommate that you've turned the room into a chess game and not to move any of the piles.
-Cover one of your walls with Polaroids of fire hyrants from all over the city. Tell your roommate that you think you were a dog in a former life. Stare Lovingly at the hydrants and make frequent trips to the bathroom.
-Eat an entire bag of cheese curls at once. When you are finished, see how many times you can make orange finger prints from all of the cheese junk left on your fingers.
-Wear the most obnoxious orange hat that you can find. Convince your roommate and everybody else that if they don't wear an orange hat, they will be hit by stray bullets.
-Point west at 3:00 A.M. every night and yell, "It came from that way."
-Walk around in circles all the time. Complain that your turn signal is stuck.
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